He's a stand up comedian from Cataño that loves anything deep fried. Play reggaetón near him and he WILL eat you to death trying to defend his life. Don't say I didn't warn you...
Coochy Freeto the Bunny.
Dieguillo the three eyed creature from under your bed.
He hops from house to house scaring the crap out of you when you are trying to go to sleep.
Yeah. Those weird sounds that you think are nothing? It's him.
Gastón the Black and Hairy Bunny.
Look. Buy loads of shaving gel and blades. This guy grows hair like there is no tomorrow.
Manly, I tell you.
Abelardo the Vampire.
He likes to cook! Specialties include blood sausage, coagulated blood ice cream and his favorite... blood soup.
He's trying to become a vegetarian. Good luck with that, dude.
Tabatha the Freckled Bunny.
She has an MBA in kicking people's asses. Has a mean sense of humor, uncontrollable anger and a disregard for safety that is paramount. I like her.
Ma' Tylda the Blue.
She was engaged to be married then the guy turned out to suck beyond belief so she had to eat him alive. He tasted like chicken.
Bartolo the Fotuto.
He's an incredible modern warfare weapon: just put him near someone that is being waterboarded and they will talk.
Gustavo the Jamaican Love Puppet.
He's extremely long and slim but only eats Oreos, the irony. Amado does his hair every two weeks with golden scissors.
He has one blue eye and one green eye. Why? I screw around with DNA, people. Deal with it.
Goyo Maguayo.
He recently had a second heart transplant, to bear the loss of that evil girl who broke his heart.
I don't know why she left him, he's such a catch: eats worm ceviche, he's a master on Human Being Taxidermy, sings in the shower and occasionally makes dirty bombs.
Cholo the Bear-Dog.
He wears his heart on his sleeve, barks to people he likes... and maims the ones that he doesn't.
MeeShoo the Evil Black Kitty Cat.
He truly embodies really crappy luck, but... he's so cute, how can't you resist not adopting him?
Zhang Ahno.
He recently escaped the CPDRC. Although he really would have wanted to rehabilitate and leave his criminal ways behind... he just got tired of having to dance stupid Michael Jackson songs.
Opi the Droopy (AKA Doyo the Drunk).
He has a kind heart but he's kind of drunk all the time so from time to time he's annoying and obnoxious.
Abelardo The Missing Link.
At the end of the day, humans come from evil and alcoholic bunnies. Who would have known.
iPalurdo.
He's the latest in idiot technology, the dumbest robot in the whole wide world. But? He loves you long time. That counts for something.
Nando, The King of Bosses.
He runs a tattoo agency down in Caimito. He once had working for him a great little artist named Zee which wrote some great tattoo lines.
Someone once heard that he claimed that she was the best that ever worked at his shop. I agree with him, completely...
Toñita the Staring Dog.
She's the long lost sister of Toño. They both were separated at one ugly stint at the Auxilio Mutuo and their mother didn't know she had twins.
She's trying to find her brother but she just keeps staring and does nothing... Poor thing.
Mohammed the Mohawk Enthusiast.
He ended his Mullet days... He was tired of people pointing and laughing...
Guillermo Guillermín the cat.
He had a nice life until he decided to get a vasectomy and... well... accidents happen when you don't have a good doctor...
Patricia the Pinky Inky Birdie.
She loves the Jonas Brothers and stalks them on a daily basis. She told me about one thing she was trying to imitate from Fatal Attraction regarding a bunny.
You go girl! You cook it good!
Annie the Trannie Bunny!
She used to be a Dog but with the miracle of surgery she now lives in the body that was meant for her. Yeyyyy Annie you go for it!
Kooko, the Three Eyed Monster.
He's the most despicable monster ever to walk the earth. I know what I am talking about. Period.
Sofía the Drunken Bride to Be.
She was like... drunk and stuff and... you know... um... she met this guy in Reno... um... (hiccup). Like... What was I talking about? Um... Can you buy me a Rum and Coke?
Wango Tango the One eyed physicist.
What? Not all my monsters are dumb asses and morons! He's very intelligent, has a 500 IQ and is planning world domination by using raw energy.
Ok, he's a little bit dumb but only when no one is looking.
Laik Yo Wong.
He Teppanyaki chef from New Jersey. He no like Naruto 'cause he think he suck. He will make special Wonton Soup fo' you.
Guadalupe Upe Upe.
She likes everything Santería, loves bearded men and plays Poker like no other woman. Now be careful, don't let her get near a chicken or a rabbit... Might end up as good luck charms!
Agapito The Horse.
Um. No, he's not a bunny. What? He looks like a bunny? You must be on drugs or something... Check your eyeglasses.
TooLoo-Loh Quiñones.
He's the sweetest devil there is. He gives you kisses and hugs... and will love you forever.
Awwwwwwww. Just kidding, he's a total douchebag!
Serafina Ina Ina.
I don't know what she likes. She doesn't talk to anyone. When I come over, she just stares at me. Gives me the creeps.
I think she is channeling the Son of Sam. Just... don't get a dog near her, please.
Mookie the Siberian Bunny.
Don't get too close. He's a... cleaner. Yup. A cold blooded, evil dude who eliminates people for money.
Tatita the Freckled Idiot.
She tries to be nice and cuddly but sometimes she gets Hulk angry if you take her too far. Oh and she insists that she measures 5 inches tall, instead of 4 and 11.
Hm... where have I taken inspiration from? (Inside joke that few of my friends will know)
Lolita the Girly Monster
Instead of scaring the crap out of you while living under your bed, she basically annoys you with Pink anythings, Barbies galore, rhinestones... You will end up puking pink. Not kidding.
Adoption Time!
Well guys our little creatures will be back for adoption at the Puerto Rico Comic Con!!! Come and see who makes your heart melt, will you? It's May 2 - 3 at the Puerto Rico Convention Center.
If you buy your tickets during these weeks, you get free stuff from the PRCC! Just come to our offices at Hostos 387, Hato Rey with the receipt of your ticket purchases and you will get:
1) Free Tshirts for every ticket you buy designed by our pals from Pig Clothing! Three models to choose from!
2) Free Trexi Toys for each ticket you buy!
3) A Free Copy of Dragonball Z Season 5 or 6 (you choose) in spanish! (One DVD per ticket purchase in general, not for each ticket)
Want to get the cool freebies? Buy the tickets at TicketPop.com today! If you are interested in learning more about this great offer, give us a ring at 787-633-3326 or 787-364-2443.
Freebie Alert: Free Hugs Signs!
Hey there my people... My gift to you, Free Hugs signs for your Conventions and stuff. Just download the image, print it and you're done. I'm going to make more, so keep an eye out!
Remember, we will have a booth on May 2-3 at the Puerto Rico Comic Con at the PR Convention Center. What? You didn't know about the GREATEST AND BIGGEST Comic Con? Holy Cow in Heaven!
Go right now to: http://www.thepopcultureexpo.com or join the group by searching Puerto Rico Comic Con in Facebook. If you are already on our Delirium Tremens group, search for the link that I posted.
If you are into Cosplaying... ooooof. Let me give you a hint: Wanna become famous for breaking a Guinness World Record???
Stay cool and evil, dudes and dudettes out there!
Oscar Charles Darwin
Or like we love to call him, OCD! He has many: he can't toss away a used match, he eats sandwiches backwards and he punches you in the gut before he tells you that he loves you.
What a sweetie...
Oona Moona!
A small Robot from the Planet Vulcan, she once pissed Kirk so much that he kicked her out the planet.
But, in his sweetest and most affected voice, while she left, he said this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, hers was the most... human.
Leticia, the Missing Link.
Yes, a breakthrough in Science, we finally found it and she lives in Caimito. While the Panther was getting crap for eating animals, she was eating "Atómicos" at all the small bars there.
She said she likes men who taste like Don Q the best.
Nuno the Nymphomaniac Bunny from Nantucket.
He used Rogaine way too much on his ears because a stripper told him once he was a little too bald in some places. The sad thing is... he didn't get his lapdance in the Champagne room.
Patricia the Red Monkey.
While battling Batman, she accidentally fell in a bucket of house paint. The moron has not realized that she can just wash it away...
Toño the Catatonic Dog.
He just stares at you and does nothing. I think it was a treat he had back in 1986... Who knows. He's creepy
Gaspar, the Creative Director from Hell.
His mouth open and closes, so that way you can do with him what you can't do with your real -life one: SHUT HIM UP!
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