Guillermo Guillermín the cat.
He had a nice life until he decided to get a vasectomy and... well... accidents happen when you don't have a good doctor...
Patricia the Pinky Inky Birdie.
She loves the Jonas Brothers and stalks them on a daily basis. She told me about one thing she was trying to imitate from Fatal Attraction regarding a bunny.
You go girl! You cook it good!
Annie the Trannie Bunny!
She used to be a Dog but with the miracle of surgery she now lives in the body that was meant for her. Yeyyyy Annie you go for it!
Kooko, the Three Eyed Monster.
He's the most despicable monster ever to walk the earth. I know what I am talking about. Period.
Sofía the Drunken Bride to Be.
She was like... drunk and stuff and... you know... um... she met this guy in Reno... um... (hiccup). Like... What was I talking about? Um... Can you buy me a Rum and Coke?
Wango Tango the One eyed physicist.
What? Not all my monsters are dumb asses and morons! He's very intelligent, has a 500 IQ and is planning world domination by using raw energy.
Ok, he's a little bit dumb but only when no one is looking.
Laik Yo Wong.
He Teppanyaki chef from New Jersey. He no like Naruto 'cause he think he suck. He will make special Wonton Soup fo' you.
Guadalupe Upe Upe.
She likes everything Santería, loves bearded men and plays Poker like no other woman. Now be careful, don't let her get near a chicken or a rabbit... Might end up as good luck charms!
Agapito The Horse.
Um. No, he's not a bunny. What? He looks like a bunny? You must be on drugs or something... Check your eyeglasses.
TooLoo-Loh Quiñones.
He's the sweetest devil there is. He gives you kisses and hugs... and will love you forever.
Awwwwwwww. Just kidding, he's a total douchebag!
Serafina Ina Ina.
I don't know what she likes. She doesn't talk to anyone. When I come over, she just stares at me. Gives me the creeps.
I think she is channeling the Son of Sam. Just... don't get a dog near her, please.
Mookie the Siberian Bunny.
Don't get too close. He's a... cleaner. Yup. A cold blooded, evil dude who eliminates people for money.
Tatita the Freckled Idiot.
She tries to be nice and cuddly but sometimes she gets Hulk angry if you take her too far. Oh and she insists that she measures 5 inches tall, instead of 4 and 11.
Hm... where have I taken inspiration from? (Inside joke that few of my friends will know)
Lolita the Girly Monster
Instead of scaring the crap out of you while living under your bed, she basically annoys you with Pink anythings, Barbies galore, rhinestones... You will end up puking pink. Not kidding.
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