He's a stand up comedian from Cataño that loves anything deep fried. Play reggaetón near him and he WILL eat you to death trying to defend his life. Don't say I didn't warn you...
Coochy Freeto the Bunny.
Dieguillo the three eyed creature from under your bed.
He hops from house to house scaring the crap out of you when you are trying to go to sleep.
Yeah. Those weird sounds that you think are nothing? It's him.
Gastón the Black and Hairy Bunny.
Look. Buy loads of shaving gel and blades. This guy grows hair like there is no tomorrow.
Manly, I tell you.
Abelardo the Vampire.
He likes to cook! Specialties include blood sausage, coagulated blood ice cream and his favorite... blood soup.
He's trying to become a vegetarian. Good luck with that, dude.
Tabatha the Freckled Bunny.
She has an MBA in kicking people's asses. Has a mean sense of humor, uncontrollable anger and a disregard for safety that is paramount. I like her.
Ma' Tylda the Blue.
She was engaged to be married then the guy turned out to suck beyond belief so she had to eat him alive. He tasted like chicken.
Bartolo the Fotuto.
He's an incredible modern warfare weapon: just put him near someone that is being waterboarded and they will talk.
Gustavo the Jamaican Love Puppet.
He's extremely long and slim but only eats Oreos, the irony. Amado does his hair every two weeks with golden scissors.
He has one blue eye and one green eye. Why? I screw around with DNA, people. Deal with it.
Goyo Maguayo.
He recently had a second heart transplant, to bear the loss of that evil girl who broke his heart.
I don't know why she left him, he's such a catch: eats worm ceviche, he's a master on Human Being Taxidermy, sings in the shower and occasionally makes dirty bombs.
Cholo the Bear-Dog.
He wears his heart on his sleeve, barks to people he likes... and maims the ones that he doesn't.
MeeShoo the Evil Black Kitty Cat.
He truly embodies really crappy luck, but... he's so cute, how can't you resist not adopting him?
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