By Javier Alejandro!!!! The coolest!
Zhang Ahno.
He recently escaped the CPDRC. Although he really would have wanted to rehabilitate and leave his criminal ways behind... he just got tired of having to dance stupid Michael Jackson songs.
Opi the Droopy (AKA Doyo the Drunk).
He has a kind heart but he's kind of drunk all the time so from time to time he's annoying and obnoxious.
Abelardo The Missing Link.
At the end of the day, humans come from evil and alcoholic bunnies. Who would have known.
iPalurdo.
He's the latest in idiot technology, the dumbest robot in the whole wide world. But? He loves you long time. That counts for something.
Nando, The King of Bosses.
He runs a tattoo agency down in Caimito. He once had working for him a great little artist named Zee which wrote some great tattoo lines.
Someone once heard that he claimed that she was the best that ever worked at his shop. I agree with him, completely...
Toñita the Staring Dog.
She's the long lost sister of Toño. They both were separated at one ugly stint at the Auxilio Mutuo and their mother didn't know she had twins.
She's trying to find her brother but she just keeps staring and does nothing... Poor thing.
Mohammed the Mohawk Enthusiast.
He ended his Mullet days... He was tired of people pointing and laughing...
Guillermo Guillermín the cat.
He had a nice life until he decided to get a vasectomy and... well... accidents happen when you don't have a good doctor...
Patricia the Pinky Inky Birdie.
She loves the Jonas Brothers and stalks them on a daily basis. She told me about one thing she was trying to imitate from Fatal Attraction regarding a bunny.
You go girl! You cook it good!
Annie the Trannie Bunny!
She used to be a Dog but with the miracle of surgery she now lives in the body that was meant for her. Yeyyyy Annie you go for it!
Kooko, the Three Eyed Monster.
He's the most despicable monster ever to walk the earth. I know what I am talking about. Period.
Sofía the Drunken Bride to Be.
She was like... drunk and stuff and... you know... um... she met this guy in Reno... um... (hiccup). Like... What was I talking about? Um... Can you buy me a Rum and Coke?
Wango Tango the One eyed physicist.
What? Not all my monsters are dumb asses and morons! He's very intelligent, has a 500 IQ and is planning world domination by using raw energy.
Ok, he's a little bit dumb but only when no one is looking.
Laik Yo Wong.
He Teppanyaki chef from New Jersey. He no like Naruto 'cause he think he suck. He will make special Wonton Soup fo' you.
Guadalupe Upe Upe.
She likes everything Santería, loves bearded men and plays Poker like no other woman. Now be careful, don't let her get near a chicken or a rabbit... Might end up as good luck charms!
Agapito The Horse.
Um. No, he's not a bunny. What? He looks like a bunny? You must be on drugs or something... Check your eyeglasses.
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