Or like we love to call him, OCD! He has many: he can't toss away a used match, he eats sandwiches backwards and he punches you in the gut before he tells you that he loves you.
What a sweetie...
Oscar Charles Darwin
Oona Moona!
A small Robot from the Planet Vulcan, she once pissed Kirk so much that he kicked her out the planet.
But, in his sweetest and most affected voice, while she left, he said this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, hers was the most... human.
Leticia, the Missing Link.
Yes, a breakthrough in Science, we finally found it and she lives in Caimito. While the Panther was getting crap for eating animals, she was eating "Atómicos" at all the small bars there.
She said she likes men who taste like Don Q the best.
Nuno the Nymphomaniac Bunny from Nantucket.
He used Rogaine way too much on his ears because a stripper told him once he was a little too bald in some places. The sad thing is... he didn't get his lapdance in the Champagne room.
Patricia the Red Monkey.
While battling Batman, she accidentally fell in a bucket of house paint. The moron has not realized that she can just wash it away...
Toño the Catatonic Dog.
He just stares at you and does nothing. I think it was a treat he had back in 1986... Who knows. He's creepy
Gaspar, the Creative Director from Hell.
His mouth open and closes, so that way you can do with him what you can't do with your real -life one: SHUT HIM UP!
Conchita, the Dumbest Cheerleader known to man.
She's currently dating Gomez but has no clue of her dark future ahead.
Diego the Psychic Duck.
Put your hands on his furry green head and you will learn... Nothing 'cause he's a fraud. But he will charge you almost 80 bucks anyways... Sad. Sad.
Moos TaPha.
He recently arrived from Pakistan. Single and 25, he loves to serenate women with his viola. Careful now, he spikes drinks, ladies.
Tongo Bongo.
He's a High School Cheerleader. In other words, he sucks and has no desire of being truly unique and different.
Peco Castro.
He recently escaped Cuba when Fidel got sick as hell. Although he is famous for torturing at Guantanamo, he has a heart. He loves to ride bikes in summer and take out prisoner's fingernails in the winter. Sweetie.
Bianca Morrison.
A 50 something divorced millionairess that loves her boy toys. She recently dumped one 20 year old at her favorite Sushi restaurant. The guy cried like a baby. Moving on to greener pastures, are we, Bianca?
Jonathan Campbell, Jr.
He invented the Post It, the Xbox 360, the iPhone and Juicy Fruit. The thing is, this mad scientist never had the chance to patent all his ideas... So he's broke.
Gustavo, the jaded daywalker.
Some bimbo made his life miserable and now every woman must pay. Heard that song before, right? Oh yes, he's a daywalker because he has red hair but missing freckles.
Palurdo, the dumbass.
He's the kind that has no social skills, Son-of-Sam-like. He collects stamps. What a loser. Still, he has a good heart somewhere in there...
Anastasia, the Voodoo Princess.
She is a sweetie until you break her heart, then... prepare for Fatal Attraction Two.
Gutierrez, the mexican club singer.
Just think of Frank Sinatra's talent, now picture someone opposite that, completely. He loves to bet on horses, drinks Tecate with milk at nights and hits like a girl.
Tobias the Evil Duck.
He despises chicken with passion and has the highest IQ for a duck, ever. Careful ladies, he's a forever single guy with no real intentions to commit. He always keeps his relationship status hidden... you know, he always likes to keep his options open!
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